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{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?","punchline":"To prove that he was framed!","id":317}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?","punchline":"Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.","id":356}

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