{"slip": { "id": 193, "advice": "Value the people in your life."}}
{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 83, "advice": "Put a piece of kitchen roll in with your bag of leaves to make them last longer."}}
{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
{"fact":"A tiger's stripes are like fingerprints","length":39}
{"fact":"Ailurophile is the word cat lovers are officially called.","length":57}
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